Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚
Unfortunately, without my cellphone, I wouldn't 1. know what time it is 2. be able to solve a math question 3. know a single phone number 4. know the date 5. be able to text my friend when I'm at their house 6. take a snap shot at a picture-perfect time 7. be able to […]