SMS / Text Messages

James bond and a dog

Once james bond met a dog in jungle

he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!"

The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!"
"PAGAL KUTTA...!!"

Hum dilse yad ayenge

Ap lakh bhula k dekh lo
hum dilse yad ayenge

honge apke bade chahne wale
hum sabse badhke chahenge

ap pani p p k thak jana
hum hichkian ban ban ke ayenge.

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity

Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai

Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai
Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai

Gale mein uske khuda ki ajeeb barkat hai
Wo bolta hai to ik roshni si hoti hai

Kiran nikalne se pehle gulab dekhe hai
Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai

To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

Chiraghon se agar andhere door hote,
To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti,

Kat sakti agar ye zindgi akailay,
To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

Na illm tha mohabbat kya cheez hai,

Na illm tha mohabbat kya cheez hai,
Na bekarari na rusvayi ka pata tha,

Tum kya aaye mere zindagi mein,
Hum apna naam tak bhool chuke.

Description of SMS

Description of SMS
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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!

My Msg 2 da wrld!

My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!

Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal

Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,

Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal,
Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai.

Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain

Ashq Woh Bhi Girnay Lagay Hain
Paigam Un K Bhi Aanay Lagay Hain

Iqrar Karte Hain Ab Mohabbat Ka Woh Bhi
Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain...

How are the studies in this college?

A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

Aakhri Khuwahish

Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.