List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.
Insult SMS / Text Messages
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can't believe u did that!
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
What is the full form of singh:
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more......this is call as
"Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O
girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs........:p
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...
How Pakistani professors speak english,
1. Don't dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away...
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I'm here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.