List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.
Insult SMS / Text Messages
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That's true,
I swear because love is definitely blind
Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
Bf : You Are Both
Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers
Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
no missed calls..
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
"You are so beautiful"
I Iove your smile becoz..
My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'
God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!