Insult SMS / Text Messages

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

Close ur eyes n think about yourself

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (156 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)
Loading...

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Someone misses you

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (839 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)
Loading...

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

Roses r lal skies r nila

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (207 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
Loading...

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

Your 5 qualities

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (101 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)
Loading...

Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

U r like a coin

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (114 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)
Loading...

Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"

Only you were selected

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (75 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)
Loading...

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (205 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
Loading...

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

International day for mentally disabled

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (88 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)
Loading...

Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have doneえええ

Why do men chase women?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (54 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading...

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (389 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)
Loading...

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

3 ways to break d mirror

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (89 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)
Loading...

In 3 ways u can break d mirrorえ

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teethえ.