List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.
Insult SMS / Text Messages
Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
Bf : You Are Both
Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude
Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers
Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: no, far away from each other.
no missed calls..
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
"You are so beautiful"
I Iove your smile becoz..
My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'
God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That's true,
I swear because love is definitely blind
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!