Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

James bond and a dog

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Once james bond met a dog in jungle

he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!"

The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!"
"PAGAL KUTTA...!!"

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008

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Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity

Description of SMS

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Description of SMS
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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!

My Msg 2 da wrld!

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My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!

How are the studies in this college?

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A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

Aakhri Khuwahish

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Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.

Mosquito & hen love story

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Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu

Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)

Life is just a fun

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Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.

life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.

Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.

Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people

Great lines said by ..

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"Change can't be given to you every time,
You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by
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Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).:-D

Women r mean

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Men r very Kind & Women r very mean!
"PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men
But
All men r ready 2 help unknown females.