Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Nice smelling mosquitoes repellent
(15 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
Loading...Dear Technology,
Its 2020 and we still don’t
have a perfume/body-spray
that smells nice and repels
mosquitoes.
I am really disappointed :-(
Poison in hearts..!
(14 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...A snake has its poison in its teeth..
A dog in its tongue..
A scorpio in its tale..
Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!
Strange but true!
Too many damn security cameras!
(14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies
You can't do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!";-)
Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday.
Another beggar: how?
First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.
When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.
Break bones not heart
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Don't Break anyone's heart
They have only one of it...
Break their bones..
They have 206 of them.. ;-)
Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
(11 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
654321 Aim in life
(23 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)Loading...Aim in life should b 654321
Shocked?
6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D
Principal shock, student rocks
(10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off...!
STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"
Principal shock...!
Student rocks....! B-)
Aruing with your boss
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!
Promises r like babies
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Promises are like babies...
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P
Dead body cycling to school
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.
I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)