Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Easiest ways to Die
(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
Loading...Easiest ways to Die,
1.Have a cigerrate daily
U'll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U'll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U'll die daily.
It's a magic
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...It's a magic:-
1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye "Thanda pani"
usay
"garam" ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p
1 Larki ki dua
(46 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...1 larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,
New quomi tarana of Pakistan
(16 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)Loading...Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga !
Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai,
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye!
Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat,
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat !
Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab,
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab !
In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna,
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna!
Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai!
Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay,
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay !
But my heart says ....
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...My past says u met me
My future says u will care 4 me
My present says u will understand me
But my heart says u will
Always Remember ME!
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense.
U have no idea what is going to happen
until U turn the page
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
Success formula
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...Success Formula,
B sweet as honey
B regular as clock
B fresh as rose
B soft as tissue
B hard as rock
&
B sure as death
Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat
(10 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT
Believe this lie, it's really true
(10 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,
One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys
Beleive this lie, it's really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai
(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p
God help !!
(32 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...You can't tap your back for a job well done.
You can't hug yourself for comfort.
You can't cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That's why you have GOD in your life,
to let Him do whatever you can't.