Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Happy Slow Arrival of Winter
(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
Loading...The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden sunlight
The beauty of Autumn colors
The magic of wet red leaves...
"Happy Slow Arrival of Winter"
Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai..
khali hai bottle fir bi piye jate hai.,
Himmat to dekho hamari...
Response aata nehi fir bhi sms kiye jate hai....
khush insan
(9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai
1 jise sacha pyar milta hai
Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai
teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai
Kyu aa gai na (smile)
New Generation
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Miss ne nursery class k bchay se kaha
1 se 10 tk gino main tumhen kiss krun gi
Bacha bola:
Agr me 1 se 1000 tak ginu to koi pakage hai?
Ganjay uchal rahay thay
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Pas a ker dekha to Ganjey uchal rahe they:)
Latifa kisey kehtey hain
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Aik pagal dosre pagal se:
Latifa kisey kehtey hain
Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko
Chand lamho ki zindagi hai
(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Chand lamho ki zindagi hai,
Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi,
Kyunki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte.
Kaam kaam kaam
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Kaam kaam kaam
10 to 5 tak kaam
uske baad ek shaam
ush shaam mein aapke liye ek pyara sa jaam
ush jaam se aap hamesha k liye jaam
to bhool jao kaam
A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS
(11 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...Dedicated to STEVE JOBS
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple.
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple.
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple.
L for lena padhega tumko apple.
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple.
N for naa nahi kehtey kyun key yeh hai apple.
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple.
P for pet bhar Ke khaao apple.
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple.
R for roz khaao tum apple.
S for sehetmand rahoge agar khaaogey tum apple.
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple.
U for udhaar ke nahi hai yeh apple.
V for very tasty hai yeh apple.
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple.
X for X'mas mein bhi khane padenge apple.
Y for yoon na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple............
Pizza always confuses us
(25 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...PIZZA always confuses us:
It comes in Square box,
When u open it's Round,
When u start eating it's Triangle
Life is also like Pizza..
Looks something,
Appears something
&
Tastes something...)
What is attachment and what it's not? [Funny Attachment Joke]
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Attachment is not when two people chat day & night
Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other
Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment
But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as
"Increment letter" and the attached file is missing..
That’s when you realize the true meaning of Attachment !!