Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

A
girl’s
best
asset
is
her
‘Lie’Ability”

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia :p

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na”

1st man : yar ye “aaho” kon log bolty hyn???
2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!!

1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ???
2nd man : aaho …

Main Tumhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoon
Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye …:p

Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(

Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Tan θ = Perpendicular Upon Base … ;->