Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

Poison in hearts..!

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A snake has its poison in its teeth..

A dog in its tongue..

A scorpio in its tale..

Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!

Strange but true!

Too many damn security cameras!

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GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies

You can't do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!";-)

Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel

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A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday.
Another beggar: how?

First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.

When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.

Break bones not heart

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Don't Break anyone's heart
They have only one of it...
Break their bones..
They have 206 of them.. ;-)

Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

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Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

654321 Aim in life

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Aim in life should b 654321

Shocked?

6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D

Principal shock, student rocks

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Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off...!
STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"
Principal shock...!
Student rocks....! B-)

Aruing with your boss

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Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!

Promises r like babies

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Promises are like babies...
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P

Dead body cycling to school

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Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)

Live in center of believe

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How can u believe on the word 'believe',
when there is a lie in center ? ;)
- Think..