Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
What A Mystery
(136 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)
Loading...What A Mystery
A cockraoch is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
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Cockraoch!
Equation Of Life
(19 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...Equation Of Life
? Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad
Adding above 2,
Life + Love = Happy
Life - Love = Sad
2Life = Happy + Sad
So,
Life = 1/2Happy + 1/2Sad
A Man's Feeling about mobile
(39 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...A man's feeling
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It feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !
How to settle abroad?
(50 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...How to settle abroad?
For Boys:
Study hard
Get good grades
Appear in ielts n toefl
Apply for student visa
Wait for the call
Appear in the interview
Get admission in a university
Get good grades
Search for a job
Work hard, earn well to settle
For Girls:
Marry this guy
Positive thinking poem
(28 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)Loading...Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don't worry u don't cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
Clock will never be stolen
(45 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
Picture on driving license and facebook
(40 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)Loading...Funny Truth-
No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,
nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)
Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6
(19 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)Loading...The best feature of iPhone 6 is
that if you hold it upside down
it becomes iPhone 9.
Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
(19 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5)Loading...Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,
Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko!
Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main
Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main !
Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per
Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per!
Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab
Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab !
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab
Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab
Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
1 Larki ki dua
(46 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...1 larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,
New quomi tarana of Pakistan
(16 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)Loading...Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga !
Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai,
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye!
Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat,
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat !
Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab,
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab !
In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna,
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna!
Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai!
Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay,
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay !