Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Ladki ko mirgi ka attack
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading...Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
Marry someone who can cook
(24 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Marry Someone Who Can COOK
LOVE Fades,
HUNGER Doesn’t
:-P
Men are like bank accounts.
(81 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.
The Final Exam Will Be Based On
(173 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.
Nagative answer
(107 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."
Cut workload by 50%
(88 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)Loading...Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
A Man's Feeling about mobile
(39 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...A man's feeling
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It feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !
Habbit of talking in sleep
(78 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
Go down to see my heart..
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
Love begins with (today and yesterday)
(64 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading..."LOVE"
Starts from eyes
Grows with gifts
End with tears
but 2day
"LOVE"
starts from mobiles
Grows with balance share
Ends with number busy
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...LOVE YOUR HUSBAND
When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks.
Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females.
He is just checking that you are still the best.
Love him if he criticize your cooking.
He is still improving his taste.
Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.
Love him if forgets to give you a gift on your birthday.
He is saving money for future.
Love him Because...
You don't have a Choice...
and killing is a legal offense