Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
Mobile texting with a low battery
(10 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading...Mobile Texting With 3% Battery
Is A Lot Like The Band Playing
While
Titanic Sank
Alphabetic advice for you
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life
Petals of yesterday
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Petals of yesterday has withered into the past.
Tomorrow is unopened bud that may destroy by rude frost.
So today is the full bloom of life.
we never know what will happen in flux of time,
so enjoy ur life to the fullest
nur machli ya mada
(17 votes, average: 3.06 out of 5)Loading...aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Interesting Definitions
SCHOOL;
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays
Life Insurnce;
A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich
Doctor;
A person who kills Ur ills by pills
& kills U by bills
Mariage;
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
& a woman gains her Master
Smile;
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Atom Bomb;
An invention to end all inventions.
Congratulate someone for their mistake
(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Save treed on paper
(8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Definition of Human being by a philosopher:
A creature that cuts trees
and makes paper,
and on those papers
writes
"SAVE TREES"
Degrees of girls!
(16 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook
(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Dear Guys,
May your life be as awesome
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-D
Dear Girls,
May your life not be as bad
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-P
Same mobile phone chargers
(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...Life would be so much easier
If everyone had the same
mobile phone charger:-P
"Anni paa dety"
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...koi Book aesi milti jis pey Dil luta dety,
Her subject ney demagh khaya kisi 1 ko nipta dety,
Ab sylabus dekh ker ye sochten hain k,
1 maheena or hota to anni paa dety