Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
James bond and a dog
(13 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
Loading...Once james bond met a dog in jungle
he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!"
The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!"
"PAGAL KUTTA...!!"
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity
Description of SMS
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Description of SMS
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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!
My Msg 2 da wrld!
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!
How are the studies in this college?
(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)Loading...A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!
Aakhri Khuwahish
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.
Mosquito & hen love story
(19 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)
Life is just a fun
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.
life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.
Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.
Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people
Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6
(19 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)Loading...The best feature of iPhone 6 is
that if you hold it upside down
it becomes iPhone 9.
Great lines said by ..
(14 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)Loading..."Change can't be given to you every time,
You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by
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Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).:-D
Women r mean
(13 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Men r very Kind & Women r very mean!
"PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men
But
All men r ready 2 help unknown females.