Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM
(232 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
Loading...Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
(146 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)Loading...A Rabbit Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)
Good Night :-)
654321 Aim in life
(23 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)Loading...Aim in life should b 654321
Shocked?
6-Six digit salary
5-Five working days
4-Four wheeler car
3-Three room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One sweetheart :-D
Imagine world without girls
(61 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
Select any symbol 4 ur lifepartner
(28 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...Select any number 4 ur lifepartner
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Reply is must 2 get answer
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jeevan me .........
(40 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.
Santa's sexy wife
(61 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)Loading...2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
MUJHE TUM SE BATIEN KRNI HAI
(44 votes, average: 3.27 out of 5)Loading...Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
Mujhe tum se batien krni hain,
Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain,
Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain,
Kuch dil ko b batlana hai,
Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain,
Kuch dil se yaadain dhoni hain,
Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain,
Jo sher likhay hain teri furqat mein,
Kuch sher tumhe wo sunanay hain,
Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k,
Kuch piyar ki batien krni hain,
Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
A man received an unknown call..
(159 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...
Man : wtf..... :-P:-D
Alphabetic advice for you
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life
Degrees of girls!
(16 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!