Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

New meaning of SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

They both have same initials.

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik

Reason for crying of girls/boys

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Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
"GIRL"

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai

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Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,

Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

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Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

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Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

Tring tring .. inbox kholo

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Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

--;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ --;--;--<@ ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

That means I must have really escaped.

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A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,‚ says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.‚

Their daddy becomes the mummy

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Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.

Imagine world without girls

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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Our love is heard like a ring tone.

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In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber cant reach at the moment.

So please keep active my Heart

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Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...!

Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...!
So please keep my active Heart...!

By face how do i look?

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By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!