Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Don't take your phone inside the bathroom
That's probably the only time in whole day
When you spend time with yourself only

Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

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- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era-

Sweet Heart,
I Want To Spend The
Rest Of My Battery Life
With You

Alphabetic advice for you

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Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

Petals of yesterday

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Petals of yesterday has withered into the past.
Tomorrow is unopened bud that may destroy by rude frost.
So today is the full bloom of life.
we never know what will happen in flux of time,
so enjoy ur life to the fullest

Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

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Interesting Definitions

SCHOOL;
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays

Life Insurnce;
A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich

Doctor;
A person who kills Ur ills by pills
& kills U by bills

Mariage;
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
& a woman gains her Master

Smile;
A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Atom Bomb;
An invention to end all inventions.

Save treed on paper

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Definition of Human being by a philosopher:

A creature that cuts trees
and makes paper,
and on those papers
writes
"SAVE TREES"

Degrees of girls!

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Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

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Dear Guys,
May your life be as awesome
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-D

Dear Girls,
May your life not be as bad
as you pretend it is on
Facebook __ :-P

Same mobile phone chargers

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Life would be so much easier
If everyone had the same
mobile phone charger:-P