Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Q: What's the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

When u get this sms

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When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.

Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?

I am on mission impossible

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I'm on a mission!

Mission to make u cute,

2 make u beautiful,

2 make u smart,

2 make u genious.
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in short.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Tell me more about Shariq

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Boy:"I m not rich like Shariq,
I don't have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you"

Girl:"I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq."

Always keep ur pic in ur pocket

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Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
"if I can face this, I can face anything"

Where does God live?

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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

What is my age?

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Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

What we get on 15th August?

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Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji's hard work what
do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

Full form of maths.

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Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

What happened in 1869?

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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

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Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

We are good friends because

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We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p