Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Height 0f Begging

A Sleeping Beggar Puts Up
A Notice Board In Front Of Him:

"Please Do Not Make Noise By
Dropping Coins...
Offer Notes ... " =P =D

Your teeths r like stars

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Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan

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Once in a soap industry in Japan,
the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check in the assembly line that
whether soap is packed in the cover or not in.

Same problem occurred in Pakistan.
What did they do??
They simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line.
Empty boxes were flown away! :-D
Genius Nation.

Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

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A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked
"Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?"
She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..

The story continues....

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing.
He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues....

Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse
and uses it to clear all the bills.
Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE.

The problem about being a programmer

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My mom said: "Honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk.
If they have eggs, bring 6"

I came back with 6 bottles of milk.

She said:"Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?"

I said: "Because they had eggs!!!"

*Nice patriotic story*

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*Nice patriotic story*
1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
light chali gaye
pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
"Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"

Meri tarah perfect

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I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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.
.
.
"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)

Most expensive way to sleep

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The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
.
.
.
Marriage!

True saying about women.....

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True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,

She dress up to irritate other women.

Sorry for late SMS

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Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn't kill her
I just asked her ,"will u marry me?"
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Most unfulfilled desire ..

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The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!