Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Life would be so much easier
If everyone had the same
mobile phone charger:-P

"Anni paa dety"

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koi Book aesi milti jis pey Dil luta dety,
Her subject ney demagh khaya kisi 1 ko nipta dety,

Ab sylabus dekh ker ye sochten hain k,
1 maheena or hota to anni paa dety

Drive merceded, go 2 swizterland

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if u want to drive "Mercedez"
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& wish 2go2 switzerland,
& like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
www.apni ouqat mai raho.com

Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay

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Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

I've changed my mind!

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Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.
Ali : Good
So Does This One Work Better?

The most romantic country of the world..?

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The most romantic country of the world..?
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guess!
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O yes! it's Pakistan
u know y?
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har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)

Happy January..!

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The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
"The best is yet to come"
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!

Happy January !

Guiness Book Of World Record

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Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "

Best way to release office stress

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The best way to
release office stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
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"Bhaar Main Jaye Company ...":D

Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding...

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Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan... "
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .

Want to slap someone ?

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When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,

Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P