Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...

Have you caught the thief

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Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Welcome to love.com

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WELCOME to www.love.com
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Don't take ur troubles to bed

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Despite the Old saying
"Don't Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed"
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-)

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne

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Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

How do u fit 30 indians

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How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?

Throw a 100 rupee note inside

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song

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Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."

Usama asked Kajol

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Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?"
She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum."

Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?"
He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."

The length & breadth & height of you

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The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai

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I" M" A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..