Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

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Pathan ...

Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

Understanding a girl is like

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Understanding a girl is like
downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s

At the stage of 99% completion...
you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE

Try again

World is full of willing people

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World is full of willing people
Some willing to work
and others like me,
Willing to let them work

You want to become my son-in-law?

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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really,
but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Yoga cured nervousness

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A young woman who was worried about
her habit of biting her fingernails
was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
had totally cured her nervousness.
"No," she replied, "
but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.

Stop using caller tune / songs

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In the holy month of Ramadan,
Stop using caller tune / songs

Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230
Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230
ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666
Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171

Pretty or Ugly ?

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Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

A man spotted an old brass lamp

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One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.

"i'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said,
"I want a spectacular job - a job that no one has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"poof!" said the genie. "you are a housewife." :p

A Last - Night Study ...

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A last minute SIX
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A last minute GOAL
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A last minute MOVE
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often wins the GAME!
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That's why we are still confident that...
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"A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM" !

Yoga affect on drinking habbit

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Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

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Millions of people write love letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky i m!
Great words said by
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** dust bin **