SMS / Text Messages

Nigah dor talak ja kar laut aye gi..

Karo ge yaad to har baat yaad aye gi,
Guzartey waqt ki har mulaqat yad aye gi,

Talash karo ge hum se behtar dost koi,
Nigah dor talak ja kar laut aye gi..

Rumors are ...

R u m o r s
Are Carried By
H a t e r s ,

Spread By
F o o l s

And

Accepted By
I d i o t s ... !

Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge

Din beet jatey hain suhani yadain ban kar,
Batein reh jati hain kahani ban kar,

Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge,
Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankhon main pani ban ker..

5 seconds after ending a call

If People Could Hear
The Next Five Seconds
After
I Hit End On A Call,
I Would Have No Friends...

Aap kion udaas baithay ho

Wadiyon se soraj nikal aaya hai,
Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai,

Aap kion udaas baithay ho,
ab to muskura do, hamara SMS aaya hai

Girls Logic

: Girls' Logic :

> If He Is Not Online,
He Must Be With That Bitch...!!
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> If He Is Online,
He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch...!! :p

Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par

Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulajh jaya karo,
Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo,

Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par,
Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.

Mom in the room

When Your Mom Decides
To Be In The Room
While
You're 0n The Computer,
So You Just Switch To
Google n Stare At It

Reports got mixed up

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!

Sadgi main bhi ik sajawat si hai,

wo hai bohat sada aur bawaqar lakin us ki
sadgi main bhi ik sajawat si hai,

us ki guftugu main hai haqiqat ka
rang warna ab her cheez milawat si hai

Most romantic horrible scene

Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene?
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Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend
n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D