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Allah always knows what is best for us.

Some flowers grow best in the sun, others do well in the shade!
Allah always knows what is best for us.
So he puts us where we grow the best.
Feel it.

Lot of things / questions / words / dreams

"Lot of things go unquestioned..
&
A lot of questions go unanswered.

Few words go unsaid..
&
Few go unheard.

Some dreams are born dead..
&
Some are buried alive.

That’s life..

Santa in court

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

Woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi

Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi,
mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi.

Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain,
woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.

Ek terey aanay say pehlay aik teray janay k baad

La pila day saqi paymana paimanay k baad,
Host ki batain karonga hosh main aanay k baad,

Waqt do hi zindagi main guzray hain kathin,
Ek terey aanay say pehlay aik teray janay k baad

Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

Interesting Definitions

SCHOOL;
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays

Life Insurnce;
A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich

Doctor;
A person who kills Ur ills by pills
& kills U by bills

Mariage;
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
& a woman gains her Master

Smile;
A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Atom Bomb;
An invention to end all inventions.

Five things you can't recover in life

Five things you can't recover in life,
Stone after thrown,
word after said,
occasion after missed,
time after gone
and
trust after lost...!
Have a nice day.

'The POLITE Way to PEE!

''The POLITE Way to PEE!"

Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:
Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom?
Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee".
Teacher: That would be rude & impolite. How about u SAM. Sam said "i realy need 2 go 2 toilet, i m sory". Teacher, "thats beter but stil not nice to say word toilet. Oh u little Jonny can u use ur brain?
JONNY said,
"Darling,may i plz b excused for a moment?I've 2 shake hands with a very dear frnd of mine, whom i hope 2 introduce 2 u after diner" :-p

Headlights and wipers

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

Hawaon k hath ek arman bheja hai

Hawaon k hath ek arman bheja hai,
Roshni k zariye ek paigham bheja hai,

Fursat milay to qabool ker lena,
is nacheez ne"Piyara" sa "Salam" bheja hai