(75 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)
Loading...Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
(104 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
"Aao kamray mein chalain"
Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"
(50 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)Loading...Giving someone all your love is never an assurance
that they'll love u back! Don't expect love in return;
just wait for it to grow in their hearts.
But if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours.
(78 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON¢â‚¬â¢T WORRY,
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night(S)
(36 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...Hello Bhaiya, how r u?
How's life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me
inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat
(27 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge..
Jo ek bar 'KHILE' or 'MURJA' jaye,
dosti 'HUM' jese 'KANTO' se karo
jo 1 bar CHUBHE' aur baar baar yaad aye...
(20 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...
(68 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
.
.
.
Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..