Hindi Munna bhai SMS / Text Messages

EXam's song by Munna bhai:

"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Biwi aur premika sath sath

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

Yeh Oxford kya hai

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.