Munna bhai SMS / Text Messages

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Battery is ok

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

"Battery is OK"

Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

Bakra hay ya bakri?

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

I May come there any time!

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"