Exam SMS / Text Messages

A last minute SIX
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A last minute GOAL
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A last minute MOVE
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often wins the GAME!
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That's why we are still confident that...
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"A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM" !

A Student Service Msg...!

If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
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Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.

A Student Service Msg...!

Most unfulfilled desire ..

The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!

Side effect of excess study

Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

Some one asked about my past

Some one asked about my past
I replied -
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.

EXAM:
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D

The most "hungry + sad" moment

The most "hungry + sad" moment
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When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
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then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".

Students r not cheaters

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

Rain of summer, snow of winter

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

A good teacher according to student

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

When I failed in 2 subjects

I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects... ;-) :-P

Question by a student !!

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?