Hindi SMS Messages

3 cheezain

3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain
1.Waalden
2.Husn.
3.Jawani

3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao
1.Qadam
2.Qasam
3.Qalam

3 chizain soch ker karo
1.Mohabbat
2.Bat
3.Faisla

3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien
1.Maut
2.Waqt
3.Umar

3 chizein choti na samjho
1.Qarz
2.Farz
3.Marz

parho samjho or amal bhi karo

Good morning & have a nice day

Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

Thakanpur se fresh nagar

Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,

Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.

"Good Night"

1 horror movie dekhi

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai

DEAR CUSTOMER:

Assalam-o-Aliakum,

Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
thi wo doctor k paas gayai!

Doctor: kiya howa?

Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi
ek "MEMON" nay choos
choos ker bura haal ker dia

Boy: BUS aur LARKI

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....