Hindi Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai

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Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

Car ki speed kion barha di

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Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

2 sardar sit in a coffee shop

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2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: "jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi"
2nd: "Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...

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Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.

Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

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Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

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Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!