Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
ye adalt,
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ parhne wale ko
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
"MEMON" Qarar deti hai.

Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha
mamal e ae Sufi
sufi pe atmad jo tha
subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA
3 sal baad maha mili
sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay
Dekha sufi ka kamal.

Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,

Kis kis ko "sms" karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?"
Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."

Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
"ap ko charti nahi hay?"
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)