Grammar Teacher!
Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,

Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?

Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!

Aahaa!
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SMS kerne walay ki
tasvir thori na ati hay:p

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
"khan sahab kia howa ?"
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,

or

DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,

Wah wah..!!

Irshad Irshaad..!!

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain...