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Meray liye sittara kon sa hai
Aik larki Njoomi se,
Meray liye sittara kon sa hai?
Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain?
Larki boli.11. Njoomi,
tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
1 ghar main twins paida howay
1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.
Banda To Begharat Tha
Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..
Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
Kal ho "AAJ" jaisa,
Mahal ho "TAJ" Jaisa,
Phool ho "GULAB" jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
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excuse me ?
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hellO
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Friend ho ?
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Mujh jaisa (H):p
wishu u Colourful Happy Holi!
Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
Charta che zikar da sparlo shawe de
Charta che zikar da sparlo shawe de
Halta me qatal da jazbo shawe de.
Zama da meenay qissa landda da da,
YAW tasalsul da hadiso shawe de.
Pa khpal qismat yawaze ma na jaral
Har zai me zikar pa salgo shawe de
Da che chghar da Bulbulano aoram,
Hkaregi ghag de da ratlo shawe de
Da swe swe rang zama che wene,
Da da Firaq pa sro lambo shawe de.
Rasha Zarge leg da Imdad ogora,
Zahmi Zahmi sta pa kato shawe de.
RABI-UL-AWWAL Mubarak
*"*WAMA*"*
*"*ARSALNA*"*
*"*ILLA*"*
*"*REHMATALIL*"*
*"*AALAMEEN*"*
aap sub ko RABI-UL-AWWAL ki Aamad Mubarak Ho
Sardar drinking asli 7up
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p
Daur-e-Zardari hai
Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,
Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,