A Sardar parenthood joke where the new father asks the nurse not to tell his wife about the baby — he wants it to be a surprise.
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"
Roman Urdu Ramadan humor styled as a breaking news report, building through a long setup to deliver a sehri wake-up call as the punchline.
Express Breaking News:
Pakistani
Mahireen Aur
Ulma Ye Sabit Kar Chuky Hain K,
29 Jun 2014 Ko
Rat Ko 3 Ya 3:30 Baje K Ird Gird
1 Awaz Gonjey Gi Jis Py Tamam Log Neend Se zabar Dasti Bedaar Ho Jaen Ge Is Awaz Ka Gair Muslim Py Koi Asar Nahi Hoga
Awaz Kuch Is Trah Ki Hogi.
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ROZY DAROO ALLAH NABI K Piyaro Sehri Ka Waqt Ho Chuka Hai.
Ghor Se Parhny Ka Shukriya:)-)
Advance Ramzan Mubarak.
Lighthearted Roman Urdu Ramadan message with ASCII art, joking that only 12 days of patience remain before Eid sets everyone free.
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sirf 12, din sabar kar lo.
Ramzan khatam hote hi chhoot jao gay ;-)
Roman Urdu Ramadan humor identifying four signs that a devil was not locked away — all pointing to someone mindlessly forwarding phone messages.
Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me
band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian
1.Hath me Mobile hoga
2.Angutha buton pr hoga
3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga
4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun
Roman Urdu Jumma-tul-Wida SMS written in Ramadan's own voice, saying farewell and promising to return the following year with the same blessings.
Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho,
Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan
Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan,
Phir le ker aaounga
Q k
I'm Ramadan Al-widah :-(
(jumma-tul-wida)
Short English Ramzan Mubarak note encouraging generosity and distribution of blessings, whatever the season.
Ramazan Mubarak!
No matter weather is of autumn,
SPRING for KHAIR!
Collect and distribute more than enough.
May Allah favours!
English Ramadan greeting mixing personal nostalgia for shared celebrations with a wish for good fortune and happiness in the holy month.
Memories of moments celebrated together.......
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
Make me Miss You even more this Ramadan.
Hope this Ramadan brings in Good Fortune
& Abounding Happiness for you!
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Roman Urdu opening-of-Ramadan dua asking Allah for the ability to earn more good deeds and stay clear of wrongdoing through the month.
YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma….
Ameen
Roman Urdu Ramadan Mubarak message using the new moon, stars, and sky to frame wishes for the blessed month ahead.
Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,
Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se:-
RAMADAN MUBARAK
Roman Urdu Ramadan greeting using imagery of flowers and stars to send warm wishes at the start of the holy month.
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai…..
Roman Urdu SMS evoking the atmosphere of Ramadan's arrival — sehri light, iftar warmth, mosques, Quranic recitation — asking to be kept in the reader's prayers.
Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
"RAMZAN" aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna.
Mixed English and Roman Urdu Ramadan greeting combining moon-sighting imagery with a dua asking Allah to bless the recipient through the holy month.
Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
Ameen