SMS / Text Messages

Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward.

Is sawal ka jawab do

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?

Its challenge 4 u! (more…)

Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai

A police-stop relationship riddle: a boy tells officers that one person's uncle calls the other's uncle "uncle" — figure out what they are to each other.

Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
"iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai"

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

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Tumhari galat fahami hai

Jeeto catches Santa swearing at her in his sleep, and Santa's defense of the accusation ends up being worse than the original complaint.

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

A Santa classroom joke where a translation exercise turns into a comically literal and rhythmically inventive English sentence.

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

6 sawal

Six general-knowledge quiz questions about Pakistani cities, world geography, and nature — answer at least two to pass the challenge.

6 sawal in may say 2 k jawab b do to ap pass

1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha ?
2) Kiss shaher mai aaj tak kisi ne khudkushi nahi ki ?
3) Woh kon sa pathar hai jo pani mai nahi doobta ?
4) Duniya ke kon c country hai jahan saanp nahi hote ?
5) Duniya ka kon sa janwar hai jiski 3 ankhein hai ?
6) Kon say shaher mai ek aisa drakht hai jis k patte subah ko white dopahar ko red sham ko green or raat ko black ho jate hai ?

IT'S CHALLENGE FOR U.

Answers:-
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Maa ki nand ka bhai aap ka kon?

A convoluted family-chain brain teaser that winds through in-laws, grandchildren, and aunts before landing on a surprisingly close answer.

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

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Din se roshan, raat say siyah

A clue-chain riddle with religious and everyday hints — bright by day, dark by night, a five-letter word starting with M — no confirmed answer yet.

Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..

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Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga k lay gaya.

A lateral-thinking riddle involving a blind man, a deaf man, and a mute — and the puzzle of how news travels between people who can't see, hear, or speak.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
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..
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

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Collection page introducing Onam as Kerala's largest harvest festival, celebrated in the Malayalam month of Chingam.

Onam is the largest festival in the Indian state of Kerala celebrated during the first month of the Malayalam calendar which is Chingam (August–September). Altough there are only few Malay peoples exchanging onam sms wishes, onam greetings sms, onam messages, onam sms or onam quotes but we have compiled list of all these in one place for easy access to everyone!

Lohri is the Punjabis' cultural celebration on the eve of winter solstice celebrated on the 13th day of January.People gather round the bonfires, throw sweets, puffed rice and popcorn into the flames, sing popular songs and exchange greetings.

Exchanging greetings via mobile text messages has also became popular and peoples uses following phrases to locate their desired messages for sharing:-
Lohri SMS, Lohri Greetings, Lohri Wishes, Lohri Quotes, Lohri Scraps, Lohri Messages, Lohri Poems, Lohri 2016 and many many more.

A category index placeholder for Hindi and Urdu Ramadan SMS, containing no original religious message content.

Latest Hindi Ramadan SMS & Urdu Ramadan SMS , SMS رمضان Messages Collection.