SMS / Text Messages

Leker bahon mai

Romantic Hindi Hug Day SMS about a look and a voice that take the heart away — and arms that make the whole world disappear.

Baato baato main dil le jaate ho
Dekhte ho iss tarah jaan le jaate ho
Adaao se apni iss dil ko dharkate ho
Leker bahon mai, sara jahan bhulate ho

Happy Hug Day Dear

Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.

Romantic Hindi Hug Day SMS expressing a wish to live in the beloved's arms day and night, having broken every rule to get there.

Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme
Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein

Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon
Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.
Happy Hug Day Sweetheart

Ek baar le lo baahon mein Saajna

Romantic Hindi Hug Day SMS about silent conversations and a heart that always stops itself just before saying 'hold me'.

Man hi man karati hu baatein
Dilki her ek baat kah jaati hu
Ek baar le lo bahon mai ab to sajna
Yahin her baar kahte kahte, ruk jaati hu!!!
Happy Hug Day 2020

Happy Hug Day Friends

Warm playful Hindi Hug Day SMS for Valentine's week, calling a hug 'jadu ki jhappi' — magical medicine — and inviting a friend close.

Koi kahe isse Jjadu ki jhappi,
Koi kahe isse pyaar..
Mauka hai khoobsurat,
Aa gale lag ja mere yaar..
Happy Hug Day Friends

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

A tangled family-tree riddle that chains several marriages and in-law links to ask what two people are to each other — no confirmed answer on file.

Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai....

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
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Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

A Santa joke where asking for a color TV at a shop leads to a request so literal that it stumps the shopkeeper entirely.

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'

'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

Tawe par pada popcorn

A Roman-Urdu riddle that asks why popcorn jumps on a hot griddle — and suggests the only real way to find out is to sit on one yourself.

tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!

Yeh to aam ka pair hai.

Banta climbs a mango tree expecting to find apples, and the monkey who corrects him only adds to the absurdity when Banta explains his plan.

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

What relationship do A n T Share?

A chain-relationship riddle that traces six letter-coded relatives through marriages and generations to ask what A and T are to each other.

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

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Aik ------- larki

A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word.

Aik ------- larki
------- par beath kar
-------geet ga rahi thi.

In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let's see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear

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Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

A classic object riddle asking what doesn't break when thrown on the ground but shatters in water — think laterally for the answer.

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

LIPTON di chah hai?

A Santa-Banta wordplay joke where a simple question about Lipton tea leads to a cheeky misinterpretation that has nothing to do with the beverage.

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!