A cheerful Roman Urdu wish for a friend to embody the best of every month — the warmth of January sun, the freshness of June shade, all year long.
Kal ho "AAJ" jaisa,
Mahal ho "TAJ" Jaisa,
Phool ho "GULAB" jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
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excuse me ?
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hellO
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Friend ho ?
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Mujh jaisa (H):p
Warm Hindi Holi SMS about adding friendship's own color to all the other shades of Holi — may it shine the brightest.
Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
Pashto ghazal about love's destruction: wherever spring is mentioned, the speaker's passions are killed; the love story is brief but unbroken in its sorrow.
Charta che zikar da sparlo shawe de
Halta me qatal da jazbo shawe de.
Zama da meenay qissa landda da da,
YAW tasalsul da hadiso shawe de.
Pa khpal qismat yawaze ma na jaral
Har zai me zikar pa salgo shawe de
Da che chghar da Bulbulano aoram,
Hkaregi ghag de da ratlo shawe de
Da swe swe rang zama che wene,
Da da Firaq pa sro lambo shawe de.
Rasha Zarge leg da Imdad ogora,
Zahmi Zahmi sta pa kato shawe de.
Roman Urdu Rabi-ul-Awwal greeting marking the Prophet's birth month with a Quranic verse describing him as mercy for all of creation.
*"*WAMA*"*
*"*ARSALNA*"*
*"*ILLA*"*
*"*REHMATALIL*"*
*"*AALAMEEN*"*
aap sub ko RABI-UL-AWWAL ki Aamad Mubarak Ho
A Sardar consumer-complaint about 7up, verified through a very personal and very literal counting method involving his own body's responses.
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p
A rhyming political SMS that pins every problem — corruption, looting, loss of national dignity — squarely on the Zardari era in Pakistan.
Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,
Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,
Punjabi SMS using number-word puns — thirteen/thought, twenty/remember — to tease the recipient about not thinking of the sender often enough.
J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o
A patriotic call for citizens to rise and serve the nation — abruptly cut short once the sender realises who the message was sent to.
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
A romantic "you're everywhere" SMS deflated when a Dettol hygiene ad points out that germs are, in fact, also everywhere.
Dil me tum
Dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
jahan dekho
Tum hi tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain
JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.
A warm Roman Urdu reflection on how the threads of relationships are fragile, but friendship is the answer God gets when He asks about love.
Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki taraf hoti hai.
Happy Friendship Day.
Sardar attempts poetry and ends up with two observations that, taken together, confirm he was in the wrong place both times he looked.
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
A Sardar gets robbed at knifepoint and a friend asks why he didn't use his gun — the explanation involves practical thinking about what else might get stolen.
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.