Hindi SMS section
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle....
Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy...
1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..
Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..
Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..
Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
" ANDHI " or husn
" ZALIM " ho gaya hai.......
Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai...
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
Breaking News:
Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai
Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)
Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole "oye u don't know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.
Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon ,
tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Soch Lo
Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana
Doctor ne admi se pucha ¢â‚¬Â¦
Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50)
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa
Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna
Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai