Hindi / Text Messages

Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI"
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
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Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

Inam kis ko mile ga?

Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
"Inam kis ko mile ga?"
2nd:"Sub se agey waley ko"
Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?

Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya

Jubse tumhe dekha hai

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

EK sardar ki faryad

Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,

Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan

EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.

2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?

1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
sardar hasne laga

dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rahe ho.
Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.

Sardar: Hota hay.

FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)

Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

wife di mout ki khabar sun ker

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Kabhi reply na kerna...!!

Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
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baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna...!!