Hindi / Text Messages

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

What is QURAN?

*What is"QURAN"*
"Allah ki kitab"Jo poori dunya ki sardar"
Kitab ko Laane Walay "JIBRAIL"(A.S) jo "Farishton" ka Sardar,
"Jis par utra wo Nabiyon ka sardar "MOHAMMAD" (S.A)
"jis "Ummat" par Utra wo ummaton ki sardar, Musalman
"Jis shehar mein Utra wo"shahron" k sardar "MAKKAH, MADINA"
"Jis Maheene mein utra wo Maheenon ka sardar" Ramzan
aur jis Rat Mukammal hua wo Raton ki sardar "Shab-e-Qadar"
Ye hai wirasat hamari

Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho

Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho

Jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja

Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
"jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ........."

Air hostess pathan se

Air hostess pathan se:
Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)

Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay

Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar.......
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola

"Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata"

Suno ghour se pepsi walo

Suno ghour se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
Hai na hum pure hindustani.

Memon and banana shopkeeper

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

Sochti hon k ye dualat

Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!