Hindi / Text Messages

1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de

Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati,

Father: Tujhe Kese Pata?

Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss"
To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

Load shedding ka waqt

Assalam-o-alaikum,

KARACHI ˜r Us K Mazafaat Mein
Light janey K Waqt Hua jt Hi,

Bqi Lg Apne apne Mqami Wqt
k M¹tbiq KESC ko gaaliyan dein.

Essay on my best friend

Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
"MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.

"Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my house
and my Mother likes him very much."

Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

Meri

Or

¢â‚¬Å“Shahrukh khan¢â‚¬Â
ki 1 hi adat same hai.

Guess, what?
?
?
?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

Roza rakho gay?

Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay¢â‚¬Â¦
Pathan: Yaraa¢â‚¬Â¦Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He¢â‚¬Â¦.