Hindi SMS section
Memon bargains so hard at a fruit stall that he ends up buying the banana peel without the fruit.
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
Ranks cheapskates by tier, saving the top spot for the person who sends a miscall just to check their own balance.
Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
Meta-prank SMS that warns you not to read the gibberish below — then delivers exactly that gibberish anyway.
Sorry! galti se ye
msg aap ko send hogaya..
neeche mt parhna, neeche
ghalat salat likha hoa hai..
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ghalat salat..
Girl daydreams about leaving all wealth and luxury behind — then catches herself: maybe get it all first.
Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!
A short folk myth explaining why love is blind and beauty is cruel — they once fought over the moon.
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle....
Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy...
1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..
Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..
Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..
Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
" ANDHI " or husn
" ZALIM " ho gaya hai.......
Modern Devdas advice: forget soulmates and tragic heroines — just wink at every girl who passes.
Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro
Boy recites lovesick symptoms to a girl; she tells him to see a doctor because those are dengue fever symptoms.
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai...
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
Nature, wind, and clouds all say fall in love — but the family verdict is blunter: you're too young, just wait.
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,
Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined.
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
Fake breaking-news alert: keep your family away from the TV because Musharraf might remove his uniform at any moment.
Breaking News:
Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai
A short folk tale about a village of laughing witches — ending with the punchline that the receiver clearly grew up there.
Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)
Sardar takes his wife in labour to Pizza Hut instead of the hospital — because delivery is free there.
Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole "oye u don't know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.