Hindi SMS section
A frog picks a fight with a Sardar about having no brain, then jumps into water — and the Sardar draws his own alarming conclusion about why.
Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.
Sardar: Hota hay.
FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)
Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
A Sardar doctor writes a love letter to a nurse but the closing salutation makes clear that professional habit got the better of him.
A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister....
A dark Sardar joke where one man condoles another on a wife killed by a bullet to the forehead — and picks a very specific detail to be grateful about.
Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
A misleading SMS that builds through repeated instructions before the final line tells the reader exactly what it has been training them to do all along.
Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
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baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna...!!
Roman Urdu story of Shaytan telling the Prophet the six Muslim habits — from giving salam to starting with Bismillah — that he cannot overcome.
1 din
Rasool (S.A.W) ny Shaitan ko kmzori ki halat mai dekha or wja pochi,
Usny kaha Ae RASOOL E KHUDA Ap (s.a.w) ki umat sy sakht ranj uthata hon,
Ap (S.A.W) ki umat ki 6 khaslaten mujse brdasht nhi,
1-jb milen tu Salam krte hain
2-musafah krte hain
3-jb koi kam krna chahty hain tu INSHALLAH kehte hain
4-Astaghfar krte hain
5- Ap (S.A.W) ka nam sunty hi Salawat behjte hain
6- hr kam ki ibtida BISMILLAH se krte hain
A relatable Roman Urdu exam message capturing the pre-exam paralysis: no time, no plan, no sleep, just pure pained resignation.
Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye
Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye
Roman Urdu SMS converting monsoon thunder, lightning, and raindrops into one collective message: go take a bath; Eid is months away.
Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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"NAHA LO"
EID Bohut door hay
:p
Punjabi love verse asking to be taken by the arm, accepting love's captivity only if the chains are the beloved's.
baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,
je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di
A funny Roman Urdu exam song narrated by Munna Bhai about students burning the midnight oil while the clock races toward the paper.
EXam's song by Munna bhai:
"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards.
MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
Funny Roman Urdu Propose Day SMS comparing how Delhi and Punjab men handle drunken courage differently on this day.
Delhi Or Punjab K Logo Me Kya Fark Hai.
8 Peg Pine K Bad Delhi Ka Admi Gud9ite N Sweat Dream
Punjabi- Hun Das Kinu Propose Marna ;-)
Happy Propose Day
Melancholic Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about someone who has learned to enjoy grief because keeping promises has become a stranger's habit.
Gham K Sanjok
Achay Lagtay Hain,
Ab Mustaqil Rog Achay Lagtay Hain,
Us Se Kehna Koi
Waada Wafa Na Karay,
Mujhay Ab Bewafa Log Achay Lagty Hain
Happy Promise Day