Aaj k devdaas ki bat maano

Hindi Funny SMS

Modern Devdas advice: forget soulmates and tragic heroines — just wink at every girl who passes.

Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,

Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro

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  1. 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai

    2. A generational contrast in love: the classic girl waits patiently for first love, while the modern girl already has a replacement lined up. 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.

  2. Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar

    3. Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar, hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar, milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar, phir bhi kyun dosti chor kar log karte hain pyar

  3. Maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai

    4. Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehta hai, har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai, wo pal jo yaar ki bahon me guzarta hai, maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai

  4. Aik baat bataon raaz ki

    5. A long list of ideal-girl qualities in Roman Urdu — modest, fresh, moonlit, fragrant, well-mannered, punctual in prayer — ending with a wink about 'only yours.' aik baat bataon raaz ki karo us larki sey asshqi jis k chehre pey ho sadgi sanso main ho taazgi chandni ho chand kee raani ho wo raat ki […]

  5. Kaun pagal hoga

    6. A girl tells her boyfriend to keep their love secret — then immediately needs to prove it to the friend who said no one would love her. Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

  6. Dosti dostee hay

    7. A sincere Roman Urdu message cutting through all the comparisons to say something simple: friendship is friendship, and that is enough. Kuch log Kehte hain dosti pyar hai kuch log kehte hain dosti zindagi hai. hum kehte hain dosti dosti hai.. jis-se barh kar na pyar hai na zindagi hai....

  7. Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai

    8. Tum mujhe bhool bhi jao to ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai Tum agar aankh churao to ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai Mere dil ki mere jazbaat ki qeemat kia hai Uljhe uljhe se khayalat ki qeemat kia […]

  8. A girl & boy story

    9. Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦

  9. Intezar to sab kartay hain

    10. Jo hud say na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kiya Jo pyar karnay pay majboor na kar day wo iqrar hi kia, Intezar to sab kartay hain, saansain tootnay tuk Jo sath na day woh yaar hi kia

  10. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

    11. A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

  11. Forget the times ...

    12. For when someone has to let go and move on to just being friends. A gentle push to start seeing things differently. Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, […]

  12. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

    13. Each mobile network gets matched to a different romantic role — but the only girl actually worth marrying is the one without a phone. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR […]

  13. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

    14. If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

  14. Funny line for advise

    15. Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p

  15. Zindgi a b c d hai

    16. Roman Urdu SMS mapping each letter of the alphabet to a human feeling, from trust and longing to forgiveness and memory, landing on zindagi. zindgi a b c d hai yakin nahi ? A aitbaar B bharosa C chahat D dosti E ehimiyat F faisla G gam H hamdardi I intazar J justju K khayal […]

  16. Hamari yadoon ki khushboo ...

    17. A sentimental friendship poem about fragrance and memory — ends with practical advice: just keep your nose clean (literally). Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna, Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna "Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain" . . . bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

  17. tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

    18. Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

  18. Don't cry for a guy

    19. "Dont cry for a guy. Let a guy cry for you.. Because a girl give and forgive, but a guy get and forget."

  19. Dosti is something that no1 can hate

    20. Dosti is something that no1 can hate, Dosti is a passion we can never rate; Dosti can happen anytime early or late, Dosti is only Medicine, without Expiry date.

  20. Apne pyar ko mat chupao

    21. Three pieces of advice: show your love, show your beauty, and please — stop the perfume and just take a bath. Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki... Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

  21. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

    22. A short folk myth explaining why love is blind and beauty is cruel — they once fought over the moon. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne […]

  22. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

    23. A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

  23. Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

    24. Starts as a romantic poem about not surviving without someone — ends with the real confession: who will I fool without you? Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge;-)

  24. Kya khabar tum ko dosti kya hai

    25. Kya khabar tum ko dosti kya hai Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi hai Khwahishon se bhara jazeera bhi hai Bohat anmol ek heera bhi hai Dosti ek haseen khwab bhi hai Pass se dekho to sarab bhi hai Dukh milne pe yeh azaab bhi hai Aur yeh pyaar ka jawaz bhi hai Dosti yoon […]

  25. It's too tight

    26. Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!

  26. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

    27. Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

  27. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka

    28. Urdu SMS that puts it plainly: we showed our side of this friendship. Now it's your turn to reply or delete. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka, Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do, Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg, Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.

  28. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

    29. Santa (Sardar joke) is crying at a bar — he wants to forget a girl but can't remember her name, so forgetting is impossible. Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

  29. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

    30. Distance and disagreements are part of every friendship — but real ones always find their way back to each other. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

  30. Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo

    31. Pyar se tab tak pyar na karo Jab tak pyar aap se pyar na karey Jab pyar aap se pyar kare Tab pyar se itna pyar karo k Pyar kisi or se pyar na kare

  31. Dosti dil hay demagh nahi,

    32. Dosti dil hay demagh nahi, Dosti soch hai awaz nahi, Koi ankhon say nahin daikh sakta dosti ka rishta, Kion k, dosti ehsas hay andaaz nahi.

  32. Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai

    33. Observes that the world is cruel and SMS is cheap — yet people still can't bring themselves to send one. De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata, Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata, Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai, SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata

  33. Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya

    34. Qarib se tumhe dekha to apna paya, Jab tumhe dosti mein azmaya to apna paya, Tumhe kya name dun samjh mein nahi aaya, Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya...