Sochti hon k ye dualat

Hindi Funny SMS

Girl daydreams about leaving all wealth and luxury behind — then catches herself: maybe get it all first.

Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!

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