Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater"
Mil Kar Bhi Ussay Hasrat-E-Mulaqat Reh Gai, Baadal To Ghar Aaey thay Barsaat Reh Gai, Wo Aaj Yun Mila K Hamain Janta Na Ho, Lab To Meray Khulay Thay Magar Baat Reh Gai, Mai Haar K Bhi Khush Hoon k Tum Jeet To Gaey, Qismat Main Meri Maat Thi So Maat Reh Gai, Daaman Main […]
Miley Har Qadam PAy Rafaqat Tmhari Kahan Hum Kahan Yeh Inayat TUmhari Humein Chahiye Bas Taluq Tumhara Muhabbat Miley Ya Adawat Tumhari Kisi Se Bhi Milna, Usay Jeet Lena Barri Dil Nasheen Hai Yeh Adat Tumhari NA Dekha Jahan Mein Aur Koi Tumsa Barri Munfarid Hai Tabiyat Tumhari Humein Zindagi K Kathan Raston Mein Hemesha […]
Kya khabar tum ko dosti kya hai Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi hai Khwahishon se bhara jazeera bhi hai Bohat anmol ek heera bhi hai Dosti ek haseen khwab bhi hai Pass se dekho to sarab bhi hai Dukh milne pe yeh azaab bhi hai Aur yeh pyaar ka jawaz bhi hai Dosti yoon […]
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
This Is How Fashion Freaks Learn Alphabets Today: A For Armani B - Burberry C - Chanel D - Dior E - Escada F - Fendi G - Gucci H - Hermes I - Iceberg J - Jimmy Choo K - Karl Lagerfeld L - Louis Vuitton M - Manolo Blahnik N - Nina Ricci […]
Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko, Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko! Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main ! Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per! Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday […]
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]