Funny SMS / Text Messages

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?"
Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."

Pakistan ne jo atom bomb

Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan
ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha
aur India ne use pencil bana dia
uska naam kia hay ?

STUDENTS:-
(ADNAN SAMI) :-p

Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.

Main maa Bannay wali hoon

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
"ap ko charti nahi hay?"
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)

Jo jita wo sikandar

jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,

jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,

jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi.....

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Khud ko kar buland itnaa

Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
"Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche"
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
"Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise"

Meray liye sittara kon sa hai

Aik larki Njoomi se,
Meray liye sittara kon sa hai?

Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain?
Larki boli.11. Njoomi,
tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga

Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,

Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon

Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon

Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga