Funny SMS / Text Messages

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Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai

Door kahin ek basti thi

Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)

Delivery is free in PIZZA HUT

Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole "oye u don't know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

Boy and Girl in Hotel

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon ,
tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Soch Lo
Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

Doctor ne admi se pucha ¢â‚¬Â¦
Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50)
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

Ae mere SMS Khata na karna

Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa
Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna

Lagta hai pahunch gai

Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,

badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

1 Memon road se guzar raha tha

1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de

Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai