Funny SMS / Text Messages

Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi

Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha
tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai

Admi: ye lo yahan per tu
mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

Actors ka paisa haram hota hai

1 molvi film actor k pas
masjid ka chanda mangne gaya..

Actor:ap log to kehte hain
k hamara paisa haram hai

Molvi:G, ap k paiso se
ham "BATHROOM" banainge..:P

Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

Jab ap paida howay,
Tab akash se phool barsay,
Parion ne jashan kia,
Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae,
or bolay
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Hamari jan chuti
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

Koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir
ko koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

Aray hamain to apnon ne luta

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha

Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,

Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha,

mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha,

Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha,

Mujhe jiS beD per litaya is k nichay bomb tha,

Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha

or mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,Qabristan main function tha

Meri umar beet jaye

Girl:aisa khat likh sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay.

Boy: (i=0oi>xE'I1i+:
e_y#a#>#"e!%;
=*?#@?w@'e*,
e(P+>i*

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Pappu ullu ka patha hai

Grammar Teacher!
Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,

Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?

Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur

Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR,

SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k,
Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
"khan sahab kia howa ?"
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p