Funny SMS / Text Messages

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain:D

Finding beautiful insnaan

NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon

Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do

Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

Robot slapping on telling a lie

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh¢â‚¬Â¦!!!:-)

Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Robot slapping on telling a lie

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh...!!!:-)

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah?

arz kia he

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar DilKo Thora Sa Naram Karlo

Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

Boy to father: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap idhar aa¢â‚¬Â.
Mother:¢â‚¬ÂAise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai¢â‚¬Â
Boy: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap, izzat se idhar aa!¢â‚¬Â.

Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya

Patient to Nurse: ¢â‚¬ËI Love You¢â‚¬â¢
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya¢â‚¬Â.

NURSE : ¢â‚¬Å“chal jhoota ,
.
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari
Kidney churai hai¢â‚¬Â

Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Khudkash bombar ne
bomb ka button dabaya lekin
dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya.

Jab hospital me hosh aya
or Nurse ko dekha to bola,
Baqi horain kahan hain ?