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Taras gaye aapke deedar ko

Taras gaye aapke deedar ko,
Dil phir bhi aap k liye dua karta hai,

Hum se to acha aap k ghar ka aaina hai,
Jo rooz aapko dekha to karta hai...

U luk sweet when u read my message

U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

Hahaha, I am joking

A
B
C
D

A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME

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F
G

E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING

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J

H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING

durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!

durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!

kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
dil kay har sawal main rahta hai woh!

Mere ashqon ka har qatraa,

Mere ashqon ka har qatraa,
Tere Mohabbat ki nishaani hai,

Jo tu samjhe to moti hai,
Tu na samjhe to paani hai

Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

Moral of the movie Ghajini...

Moral of the movie Ghajini...

Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent...

Apko dekh kar dekhta reh geya

Apko dekh kar dekhta reh geya
kiya kahoon or kehne ko kiya reh geya.

Andhiyon k iraday to achay na thay
yeh diya janay kaise jalta reh geya...

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata

Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

Wo khush naseeb hain k unhe auron ka pyar mila

wo khush naseeb hain k unhe auron ka pyar mila,
hum apni takdeer say lartay reh gaye,

hum to unki yaadon ko bhi samait na paaye,
wo hamaray ashqon k zariye beh gaye.......

A pathan said to his friend

A pathan said to his friend:
"mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".

Safaid saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho

Safaid saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho
khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho

farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai
or tum achay bhalay ko ghayal kar jati ho