Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)

Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole "oye u don't know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

Doctor ne admi se pucha ¢â‚¬Â¦
Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50)
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa
Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna

1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de

Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,

Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the