Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar.......
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola

"Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata"

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai
1 jise sacha pyar milta hai
Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai
teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai
Kyu aa gai na (smile)

Zubaan se naam lete hain,
Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hain.

Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the,
Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.

Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!

Is duniya mein dost kam milenge,
is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge,

jahan duniya nazar phair legi,
us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.