A cheerful patriotic taunt aimed at Pepsi and Coke, declaring humble nimbu pani the true champion of India.
Suno ghour se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
Hai na hum pure hindustani.
Memon bargains so hard at a fruit stall that he ends up buying the banana peel without the fruit.
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
Ranks cheapskates by tier, saving the top spot for the person who sends a miscall just to check their own balance.
Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
Meta-prank SMS that warns you not to read the gibberish below — then delivers exactly that gibberish anyway.
Sorry! galti se ye
msg aap ko send hogaya..
neeche mt parhna, neeche
ghalat salat likha hoa hai..
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ghalat salat..
Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai
1 jise sacha pyar milta hai
Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai
teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai
Kyu aa gai na (smile)
Zubaan se naam lete hain,
Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hain.
Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the,
Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.
Miss ne nursery class k bchay se kaha
1 se 10 tk gino main tumhen kiss krun gi
Bacha bola:
Agr me 1 se 1000 tak ginu to koi pakage hai?
Girl daydreams about leaving all wealth and luxury behind — then catches herself: maybe get it all first.
Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!
Is duniya mein dost kam milenge,
is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge,
jahan duniya nazar phair legi,
us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.
A short folk myth explaining why love is blind and beauty is cruel — they once fought over the moon.
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle....
Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy...
1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..
Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..
Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..
Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
" ANDHI " or husn
" ZALIM " ho gaya hai.......
Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Door se dekha to andey ubal rahey they
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Pas a ker dekha to Ganjey uchal rahe they:)
Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,
Dil ke qalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
Qatal karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai