Melancholic Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about someone who has learned to enjoy grief because keeping promises has become a stranger's habit.
Gham K Sanjok
Achay Lagtay Hain,
Ab Mustaqil Rog Achay Lagtay Hain,
Us Se Kehna Koi
Waada Wafa Na Karay,
Mujhay Ab Bewafa Log Achay Lagty Hain
Happy Promise Day
Warm Malayalam Onam greeting about one more Onam arriving with love and brotherhood for all Malayalis.
Snehathinteyum sahodaryathinteyum
oru onam koodi varavayi.
Ellavarkkum enteyum,
oro malayaliyudeyum
snehoshmalamaya onasamsakal.
Warm Punjabi Lohri SMS with sesame, jaggery, kites, and a prayer for a life full of peace and daily happiness.
Mitha gurh te vich mil gia til,
uddi ptang te khil geya dil,
har pal sukh te har din shanti pao,
rab agge dua, tusi "Lohri" khushian naal manao.
'HAPPY LOHRI'
Nostalgic English Holi SMS from an Indian abroad who misses celebrating Holi with loved ones and sends the colors from a distance.
Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna.
I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody's life.
I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones.
I miss the grand celebration.
Pashto humorous SMS: the speaker sets out at dawn to plant, finds the beloved still asleep, and ends up asking them to light the hookah.
Che Sahar wahti da Manza pa neyat da kora raowatam.
Sa goram che hagha laa haghase da lakhti pa ghaara walaara da.
Lag 7 kho hairan aw pareshan wom che os de sara sa okam.
Ho biya me warta okhandal, pa oga me kra aw Gano ta me kra.
Maa we.....
Nawe belcha da sok e pata ne ke
A satirical SMS formatted as a royal decree from Zardari, listing instructions that mock his alleged loyalties and priorities as president.
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
Roman Urdu message tracing the Quran through a chain of superlatives — from Jibrail to the Prophet, from Makkah to Ramadan to Shab-e-Qadar.
*What is"QURAN"*
"Allah ki kitab"Jo poori dunya ki sardar"
Kitab ko Laane Walay "JIBRAIL"(A.S) jo "Farishton" ka Sardar,
"Jis par utra wo Nabiyon ka sardar "MOHAMMAD" (S.A)
"jis "Ummat" par Utra wo ummaton ki sardar, Musalman
"Jis shehar mein Utra wo"shahron" k sardar "MAKKAH, MADINA"
"Jis Maheene mein utra wo Maheenon ka sardar" Ramzan
aur jis Rat Mukammal hua wo Raton ki sardar "Shab-e-Qadar"
Ye hai wirasat hamari
Promises to call and text every day — just as soon as you settle my phone bill first.
Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho
Boy flirtatiously quotes a Bollywood hit to a girl; she removes her sandal and invites him to step closer.
Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
"jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
"ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ........."
A Pathan on a flight asks for his chai with a taweez (amulet); the air hostess clarifies: it's just a tea bag.
Air hostess pathan se:
Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)
Wants to call all morning and night but keeps getting interrupted by the network operator's low-balance warning.
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,
karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar.......
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
A man sneaks into heaven, gets beaten by the angels, then lectures them: this is exactly why nobody comes voluntarily.
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola
"Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata"