Never waste an opportunity to say I LOVE YOU
to someone you really love.
Because not everyday you meet a person
who has the magic to let you fall in love.

Modern Devdas advice: forget soulmates and tragic heroines — just wink at every girl who passes.

Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,

Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro

Boy recites lovesick symptoms to a girl; she tells him to see a doctor because those are dengue fever symptoms.

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai...
.
.
Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

Send when you are full of feelings you can't quite say. A short verse that admits to the limits of words.

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false,
Only My Love is TRUE

To hear what is unspoken,
to see what is invisible,
to feel without even touching...
is the miracle called "friendship"

Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined.

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.

A short folk tale about a village of laughing witches — ending with the punchline that the receiver clearly grew up there.

Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)