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What is attachment and what it's not? [Funny Attachment Joke]

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night
Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other
Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment

But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as
"Increment letter" and the attached file is missing..
That’s when you realize the true meaning of Attachment !!

Lambe safar main susu

Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai,
Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai,

Ye haal tabhi hota hai,
Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai€¦.

Opportunity to say I LOVE YOU

Never waste an opportunity to say I LOVE YOU
to someone you really love.
Because not everyday you meet a person
who has the magic to let you fall in love.

Aaj k devdaas ki bat maano

Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,

Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro

So keep me rich forever.

Friendship is the heaviest coin
in the international bank of love!
and
with your friendship,
I am the richest person on earth!

So keep me rich forever.

Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai...
.
.
Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain