Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
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14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?
1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye
1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??
Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?
All our good friends
Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers...
But the truth is that,
all our good friends were ones strangers for us...!
The person who loves u
The person who loves you a lot
will always do TWO things EXTREMELY for you
Silently CARING..
&
openly HURTING..
to make you PERFECT..
As time goes on I love you more
I love so much my heart is sure,
As time goes on I love you more,
Your happy smile,Your loving face
No one will ever take your place
Making love to you in every kiss
I'm with you reading this ,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
DISTANCE never seperates HEART
DISTANCE never seperates
HEART that really CARE...
Though we may not SPEND
so much time TOGETHER
U r always in my THOUGHTS
my great friend.....
Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:
Ek sher doctor ki zubani:
Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta:p
Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai
Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.
When I tell u
When i tell u here, i am
when i tell u i care, i do...
when i tell u i'll never Leave u, i wont.
Sum it all..i'll b here, i'll never get tired
of caring here 4u & i won't leave u.
In Your Arms
When you take me in your arms,
The world pauses it's senseless spin,
The skies no longer seem too far away,
I float on a cloud, and swim about
In the most vast sea of joy
You fill me so with love within,
No dreams too far away
When I can feel the warmth of your breath,
When I can lay my head on your chest,
All I know of is us, and of our love,
All the rest creeps into oblivion.
Drowned I remain in an unruffled ocean,
Protected like a pearl in its shell.