A romantic approach that gets shut down the moment money comes up — no money means instant 'bhai' (brother) status.
Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,
Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.
Without Communication
There is no Relationship;
Without Respect
There is no Love;
Without Trust
There is no Reason to Continue..!
Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.
When love is your greatest weakness,
you will be the strongest person in the world.
A philosophical SMS about what you came into the world with and what you'll leave with — ending in a dig about saving money to install CNG in your phone.
Kiya lay ker ayai thay----?
Kiy lay kar jao gay...??
Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?
Itnay paisay bacha ker kya.....
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Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
Traces what love means depending on who it's for — parents, siblings, wife — then lands on the wife version: Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu.
Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.
Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu
Two friends attempt suicide; one asks God for all the world's suffering. The second friend says that's just a Microsoft job listing.
2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job."
A backhanded compliment SMS: your smile is so lethal it's reducing the population, so please stop before everyone's gone today.
Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai....
So keep smiling .... to reduce population.
Aab bas bhi karo... sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya??
A friendship blessing poem that takes a sharp turn at the end — the wish is that you do all the work while the sender collects the salary.
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
naukri tum karo salary meri ho.
U don;t know sumthing?
Google it !
U don't know sumone?
Facebook it !
You don't find sumthing?
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MUMMY !! :D
Sum things, nevr change.. :)
A baby is born and immediately asks the nurse for a phone — to send God a missed call confirming safe arrival on earth.
1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?"
Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai....
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.
Love Plus
The fun in together
The sad in apart
The hope in tomorrow
The joy in heart !