Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;

Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..

So, plz. Avoid CAR..

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye

subhanallah! !!

Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor

main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire
lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire

GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja

True friends are rare to find
True friends are always very kind.

True friends are ornaments so beautiful.
True friends always make us cheerful.

True friends are the work of perfection.
True friends give us right direction.

True friends always shine like moon.
True friends are the greatest boon

1 night bijli chali gae...

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat...
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

o love love likhdi rahi,
main leave leave parda reya,
o kiss kiss likhdi rahi,
main kash kash parda rea,
o via ker k chali gae,
main language course kearda rea!

Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj nay gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi,
Tah-e-dil se "K.E.S.C" / wapda walon na ye paigham bheja hai