SMS / Text Messages

Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai

Claims you know nothing of sorrow or heartbreak — because you've always licked envelopes shut rather than sealing them with tears.

Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai,
Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain,
Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai,

Tum nay to hamesha
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thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay :-) hehee

My valentine poem (will u b my valentine)

My valentine poem


Will you be my Valentine?
I know that I am yours.
You are like a ocean,
And I am like your shores
You are like an endless wave
And I your waiting sand.
And I will wait forever as
You come & smooth my hand.
I will wait forever, yet
You are a part of me.
I hold you in my arms, while you
Come to me endlessly.
I know that I am yours.
I love you with a love that yearns
To be your golden shores.
Will you be my Valentine?

Raat ki sabzi ka intezam

Encourages a friend to write poetry like the sender — people throw eggs and tomatoes, which at least solves the dinner problem.

Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri...
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,

log phainkaingay anday tematar,
To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega

Earth may stop rotating

Earth may stop rotating
Birds may stop flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing

But I will never stop
Missing you my friend.

Sea is 4 u & waves r 4 me

A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me..

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY..

Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho

A list of superhuman feats — climbing trees, fetching magic herbs, splitting a chest — ending with: looking like a monkey doesn't make you Hanuman.

Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.

Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

Two vows taken today: never look at other girls, and never treat any girl as a stranger. They cancel each other out completely.

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain

1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

Samnay wali budhi nu smile daini hai

Grandfather asks his grandson to bring his false teeth from inside — not because food is ready, but to smile at the old lady across the street.

Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa,
Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe,
Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai

Subzi Mandi ki tarha

A friend's face described feature by feature in vegetable terms — lips like okra, cheeks like tomato, the whole face like cauliflower.

Lips Bhindi ki tarha,
Gaal Tamatar ki tarha,
Eyes Matar ki tarha,
Poora Face Gobih ki tarha,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!

Yash Johar is producing a new film

Yash Johar is reportedly casting for a new film and someone suggested your name. The movie is called 'Aqal Ho Na Ho' (Whether You Have Brains Or Not).

Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I¢â‚¬â¢ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie¢â‚¬â¢s name is
“AQAL HO NA HO”