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Yash Johar is producing a new film

Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I¢â‚¬â¢ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie¢â‚¬â¢s name is
¢â‚¬Å“AQAL HO NA HO¢â‚¬Â

I say forget me not

Animal say beat me not
flower say touch me not
tree say cut me not
but i say forget me not

Love Is That Ocean

Love Is That Ocean
In Which If You Drown,
You Won't Call For Help
Because
It's The Suicide
That
You Have Committed
To Begin Another
Beautiful Life

Katori utha aur shuru ho ja

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de

Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal ¢â‚¬Å“KATORI¢â‚¬Â utha aur shuru ho ja.

Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare
Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K
Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P

"Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"

Don't measure love by

When Someone Says
She/He Loves You,
Don't Measure This Love By
How Many Precious Things
That You Love She/He Gave You,
Its Better To Measure It
By How Many Precious Things She/He Loves,
That She/He Gave Up For You

Baap ki tarifain

Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the.
1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain.
2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain.
3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar,
muh me dal lete hain aur
stove par baith jaate hai.....

Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja.

Man: Hello
BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?

Man: Han jan lelo
BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?

Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon

Man: Han theek hy
Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy

Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai.