Being 1st love may b great
Being someone
1st Love
May be great
But
To be their last
Is beyond perfect!
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Love Is That Ocean
Love Is That Ocean
In Which If You Drown,
You Won't Call For Help
Because
It's The Suicide
That
You Have Committed
To Begin Another
Beautiful Life
Katori utha aur shuru ho ja
Four blessings listed like a prayer or good-wishes message — then the twist that you've memorized your begging bowl speech perfectly.
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhy naukri de
3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhy barkat de
Yad ho gaya?
Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.
Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke
Attributed to Veena Malik: marital advice for when your wife isn't in the mood that turns out to be surprisingly practical.
Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare
Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
.
.
.
Shohar Ko Chahye K
Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
.
.
.
Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P
"Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"
Don't measure love by
When Someone Says
She/He Loves You,
Don't Measure This Love By
How Many Precious Things
That You Love She/He Gave You,
Its Better To Measure It
By How Many Precious Things She/He Loves,
That She/He Gave Up For You
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
A REAL RELATIONSHIP Has
A REAL RELATIONSHIP Has
Fights,
Trust,
Faith,
Tears,
Pain,
Argument,
Patience,
Secrets,
Jealousy
n
Love
Baap ki tarifain
Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the.
1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain.
2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain.
3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar,
muh me dal lete hain aur
stove par baith jaate hai.....
Yeh mobile kis ka hay?
A man on an unfamiliar phone agrees to every luxury purchase his wife proposes — then wonders who the phone belongs to.
4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja.
Man: Hello
BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?
Man: Han jan lelo
BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?
Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon
Man: Han theek hy
Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy
Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai.
Y do I love u?
Why Do I Love You ???
Because
You Are
And
Always Have Been
My DREAM ...
Impossible to live without love
~Love~
We think abt it.
Sing abt it, Dream abt it
&
Loose sleep worrying abt it
When we dnot know we have
It, we search for it .
When we discover it, we dont
Know wh8 to do wid it .
When we have it, we fear
Loosing it.
Its d constant source
Of pleasure & pain
But
We dont know whch it'll b
From one moment to d Next.
Its a short word,
Easy to spell, Difficult to define
&
Impossible to live without ... (:
Whatever u share is true
A cute thought for those
who believe in friendship.
It's not necessary 2 share
every secret between true friends
but it's important that whatever u share is true.