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Went all the way up to fetch the moon and stars — remembered once there that the shopping bag was left at home.
Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye......
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k....
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!
If love can be avoided by closing eyes,
then I wouldn't blink at all
for I dont want to let a second pass
having fallen out of love with U!
A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there.
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
A Wrong
R e l a t i o n s h i p
Will Make You Feel
More Alone Than
When You Were
S i n g l e !
When you truly love some one,
you don't look for faults
and
u don't look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes and faults,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses ...
and live a romantic life...
What is Love?
Love isn't about becoming
somebody else perfect person
It's about finding someone who helps
you become the best person you can be.
Friend described as every kind of pharmaceutical trouble — syrup, capsule, injection — but ultimately the oxygen of friendship.
Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.
Bush disguises himself with a fake beard and mustache to surprise his wife in bed. She wakes up, touches his face, and happily greets Osama.
Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.
adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????
Last wishes SMS: no Taj Mahal needed, just bury the sender and build a girls hostel over the grave.
Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........
Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ...........
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...
A road-safety observation: accidents happen in the front seat because of children, and children happen in the back seat because of closeness. Avoid cars entirely.
Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;
Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..
So, plz. Avoid CAR..
Girlfriend sends a Fanaa-style romantic couplet about her love consuming her boyfriend — the consuming is entirely financial.
girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style
tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye
subhanallah! !!