1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?"
Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai....
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.

Love Plus
The fun in together
The sad in apart
The hope in tomorrow
The joy in heart !

Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye......
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k....
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!

If love can be avoided by closing eyes,
then I wouldn't blink at all

for I dont want to let a second pass
having fallen out of love with U!

A Wrong
R e l a t i o n s h i p
Will Make You Feel
More Alone Than
When You Were
S i n g l e !

When you truly love some one,
you don't look for faults
and
u don't look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes and faults,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses ...
and live a romantic life...

Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????