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Essay on my best friend

Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
"MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.

"Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my house
and my Mother likes him very much."

Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

Meri

Or

¢â‚¬Å“Shahrukh khan¢â‚¬Â
ki 1 hi adat same hai.

Guess, what?
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Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

Roza rakho gay?

Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay¢â‚¬Â¦
Pathan: Yaraa¢â‚¬Â¦Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He¢â‚¬Â¦.

Aik baat bataon raaz ki

aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
paband ho namaz ki
khidmat karay ma bap ki
aur kahay
main hon sirf aap ki¢â‚¬Â¦:p

Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

Doosra aadmi,
¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â