Funny SMS / Text Messages

HINDI:

A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:

Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We¢â‚¬â¢ll roam, we¢â‚¬â¢ll loaf, we¢â‚¬â¢ll sing, we¢â‚¬â¢ll dance we”ll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT :

This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam …….

Problem solve nahi hoti

An observation that neither alcohol nor milk solves any problems — followed by a reasonable conclusion about what to do next.

"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote"
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Expert comment
"Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote"
So Cheers!!!

Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???

An SMS that questions what SMS actually stands for — then reveals the acronym as an honest description of the sender's real intentions.

Subha SmS,Sham SmS,
Din men SmS,Rat men SmS,
Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS,
Jeena SmS,Marna SmS,

Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???

S = sab ko
M = Mast ho k
S = Satao....

ha ha ha

Jhoota pene se...!

Faraz is told that sharing a drink is a sign of deep affection — and his friend uses this wisdom to drain his entire Pepsi.

Jhoota pene se mohabbat barhati hai FARAZ,
Yeh keh kar wo meri sari PEPSI pi gaya..!

Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

A mock attribution to Asif Ali Zardari as a religious sage, delivering cynical advice about dealing with the poor.

Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

A boy brags that a girl smiled at him — and his friend has a far more extreme reaction to the boy's face to share.

Boy to friend:
Dekho voh ladki meri taraf
dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi,
jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi
to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

Door ka Bhai

A Pathan explains how he and someone are distant brothers — it turns out thirteen other siblings are the distance between them.

Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don

A boy asks his friend what birthday gift to get his beautiful girlfriend, and the friend has a very different idea.

Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)

Mansha Handsome

A Punjabi verse about falling for someone who just seemed happy — and realizing too late she was laughing, not interested.

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe

Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Tum to sab ki nani ho

A man declares poetic devotion to someone — only to ask the neighborhood kids for a reference check that doesn't go his way.

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,

jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated.

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

Missed SMS

A nearly blank message — the sender thought of you and this empty text is all that came out of it.

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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..