Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
A mock-romantic curse SMS: instead of wishing the beloved fever, the sender settles for wishing them just a cold — because thinking of them made him sick.
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
Roman Urdu romantic verse that escalates through sun, moon, and beauty — until the last line reveals you drove someone straight to the mental asylum.
Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D
A beggar claps back at a stingy man who keeps saying 'come tomorrow' — turns out he's owed lakhs from all the tomorrows in this colony.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus.
Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!
A boy insists on sleeping on the sofa instead of his host's son's room — and deeply regrets his decision come morning.
1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya.
Usay kafi dair ho gaye,
aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum
guddu k pass so jao.
Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon
next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him.
Boy asked tum kon ho.
Girl: main guddu aap kon?
Boy: main ullu ka patha.
An old saying about wise conversation beating books is invoked here — and the sender happens to have a very open schedule.
Buzrgon ka qual he ky.
Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna
ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he.
Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.
A grammar class turns into an impossible challenge when a student's future tense answer dares anyone to actually stop it happening.
Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain"
Iss ka future tense banao!
Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge,
kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae
An extremely formal and flowery passage in high classical Urdu that unfolds over many lines — and translates into two words of English.
Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aamaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda karne ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga.Janab e qavi o buland qad shakhsiat ka ye ehsan, banda e aajiz ki be ronaq zindagi me bahar se kam na hoga...
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Hey !!
Whats up dude ?
A brainteaser built around the Bollywood film Sholay — figuring out the relationship between Basanti and Thakur has one crucial obstacle.
Agar basanti ki mausi
thakur ko raakhi bandhe to
basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?
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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi the:-):-
Asks when family members stop caring about each other — the answer is the exact moment someone announces the food is open at a wedding.
Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he
jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa
Beti ki nahi HOti?
Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he
"Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"
A romantic message in Roman Urdu asking for a little space — framed entirely in terms of cell memory and inbox capacity.
Zara se 'cell' mein de jagah tu,
Zara se 'inbox' le saja tu,
Zara se 'sent items' mein ja tu,
Zara se 'balance' le ghata tu,
Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana
A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television.
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?"
tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
CHAKKAAAA!!!